Touch me without using your hands.
Six Word Story  (via awkwarddly)

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arssolum:

arssolum:

i entered the friendzone but all I found were enemies

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fuck you charmin i didnt ask

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not-homophobic-but:

These tweets from @OfRedAndBlue are very important.

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irweed:

we’re listening to the radio in class and amnesia came on and this guy was like “why would u wanna wake up with amnesia?” and this other guy was like “to forget about the stupid little things bro”

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averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

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j5h:

canaydian:

FUCK science

okay now hold on a second

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hulkgains:

my main problem is that im not consistent. one minute i workout and eat like a fitness model and another min im a greasy slob too lazy to reach for the remote thats within arms reach.

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drwagc:

jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

Freedom truck

drwagc:

jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

Freedom truck

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